Press Immediate Release
Free Download: ***** - “*****”
New Vintage Rap single written and recorded by LA Vietnamese rapper/experimentalist/filmmaker, ***** (*****). Sampling Geoge Clooney’s mother, Rosemary Clooney, ***** drops the poetry and writes bluntly how he feels about pottymouth songs, confirming him an out of the box thinker. We thought it was going to be a 2013 Asian man’s version of Too Shorts song of the same title, but nope. ***** keeps it honest and tells it how he feels.
Don’t even know where to start. (By the by, the parenthetical after the artist name is how to pronounce the name, the only good part of this email.) So … he’s not writing pottymouth songs or parodizing them or anything … he’s writing about how they make him feel? Sorry, but that doesn’t make you an “out of the box thinker”. That just makes you a human being with opinions. Welcome to the species. Also, what is “Vintage Rap” and how can it be “New”?
And hey, if this dude is also an experimentalist/filmmaker, tell me about that interesting stuff instead of his shitty “new old rap” crap.
Please excuse the impersonal bulk email, just wanted to do one final follow-up on this, which is released tomorrow.
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Could’ve just said, “Hey, this record is released tomorrow. Check it out here: ___insert link___.” But no, you had to make sure I knew that you were mass emailing a bunch of bloggers whose sites you’d never read. Thanks for helping make sure I don’t get past the first line.
***** RETURN TO MEXICO THIS SUMMER
Band To Unveil Brand New Stage Featuring Iconic Elements Spanning Its 30-Year Career
LOS ANGELES, CA - March 15, 2012 - ***** today announced they would return to Mexico one month after the ***** weekend and will unveil a mind-blowing new stage that needs to be seen to be believed. This 140x50-foot stage will feature colossal components and striking visual elements spanning *****’s entire 30-year career.
Wow. This *stage* needs to be seen to be believed? I’ll just wait for a photo, thankyouverymuch. In the mean time, neither me nor my readers give a shit about this.
I am not a DJ. I don’t care about DJs or the club scene or the European dance charts. (I also don’t care for your inability to hit the space bar, but that’s another matter.) So why are you telling me about this? Have you even read my blog? You’d realize there’s nothing danceable about it! And I mean that in a good way! Please keep your shitty house music to yourself. It’ll save you the trouble of constructing a poorly-written, boringly laudatory email, and it’ll save me the trouble of having to think about how this shitty music exists.
hello people hello people hello people hello people hello people hello people hello people hello people hello people hello people WE JUST FINISHED OUR FIRST 7”.
LISTEN TO IT AT OUR BANDCAMPPPPPPPP
The press loves this band!
In August 2011 they defeated ***** and ***** for the number video of the week on *****.com with “*********************”!….no small feat for an unsigned band!
BRIGHT COLORS …… RANDOM HIGHLIGHTING …….. CAN’T FOCUS …. ON …. WORDSSSSSS ………
Also … what is a “number video”?
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Read your promo email out loud to your cat. If he/she can’t sit still long enough to listen, YOU FUCKED UP.
In Wednesday’s New York Times, the paper of record looks askance at people who live alone, defying social norms and taking on such reckless activities as talking to their cats. The quote in question:
Like many, Ms. Bennett also talks to herself — or, rather, to…
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PROMOTE YOUR BAND WITH SPOONING
I just don’t understand how nobody has jumped on this particular award for my band’s Kickstarter campaign. It’s such a deal!
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All I got out of this article was: “Too much time spent on self-promotion”